The Albino Gorilla

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"i got the big one"
bigass head, maybe ----->
damn #invertedpearhead #thestarboard2017 #deweybeach #LegendsWeekend #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

@KimSchuss ("irish"... under cover & under pressure... but i'm on your team)

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

@KimSchuss well maybe if you were better people, but alas....... buncha monsters

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"don't tange chopics." nope. wrong.

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"i just dont see my shirt being wrinkled as a big deal; the food stain is really far down, too." #thestarboard #sofreshandsocleanclean #fly

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"i dont't get the difference-- the whip and the nay nay aren't the same thing?" #LW10 #thestarboard #starboardvip2015 #youwont #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

some1 else tweet #thestarboard because he's gonna figure this out eventually and i am SOOO dead. taking over the board. do you want me dead?

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

uhhhh... that guy did it. #thestarboard #starboardvip2015 #Aholes #ludicrousspeed #go #STOPstarboard #damnit #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

how many chickens sacrificed their lives (&wings) this weekend upon the altar of his plate? #illhavewhatheshaving #checkplease #thestarboard

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

house has been reading these tweets-- still no idea the account is about him. #imgonnacatchabeating #thanksstarboard #thestarboard #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"you're not gay; you're black." stick your finger in your belly button & pull out brown- doesn't make it your a-hole. #thestarboard #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"what's house up to?"
"oh, i'd say about 240." #thestarboard #deweylife #starboardvip2015 #mandatorysunfunday #sunsoutgunsout #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

this thing is getting some momentum. #thatswhatshesaid #thestarboard @thestarboard #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"fisher is the bisecond street." #newword #wordcrimes #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"just give me a bag of sauce and meat." #glutenpeopleproblems #pullyoursleeveupbeforeyoushoot #sweatingintheAC #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"hardwood (floor) cleaner?" *sprays his pants* #whyisthewoodhard #alldudes #ohhhhhrehoboth #nowigetit #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

all.... my... dreams.... pass before my eyes a curiosity.. #dustinthewind #allweareisdustinthewind #patches #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

the following DVDs are overdue: drunken hussies 2: the hussy pussy #jackietotallygrabbedmyjunks #hashtag

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

"fuck." #therudder #LW10 #ineverwillforgetthosenights #hashtah

[The Albino Gorilla @shithousedoes]

house told a joke. didnt work. actual crickets started chirping. #theyrenotallgems #bookreport #thewalksouth #goodbuzz #goodvibes #hashtag