shit isa says

almost 18

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On the set of three.. 1,2,3...

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Sally she shells on the she shore

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Don’t you ever get that thing that when you close your eyes you see candy crush?

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locks her twitter account 2 hours before her birthday

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it’s flight or flee

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what did the teeth doctor say

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*isa orders extra spicy wings*
isa: is it me or are these extra spicy

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two he’s he’s

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javier do you have legs on your hair?

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isa: we don’t extentiate fights
....
us: initiate?

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is niece for a boy or a girl

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are you IN his team

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wednesday should be called
wed-nes-day

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my bitmoji knew i was flat chested

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“i took auto- capitalization off and now i’m a changed person”

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*moana plays*
isa: “is this frozen??”

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*pours shaving cream in a bowl*
isa: "start stirring this shit, maria"

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"does dr.pepper freeze?"

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*goes to a hobby lobby worker*
isa: hi, do you have a big bucket of slime?