shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

All I do is eat sausage

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

“It’s chuffing season” -Jess Cail (cuffing*)

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

“I look at my hairiscope every day”

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

when you thing “the market” is slang for Newmarket instead of the actual farmers market..

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

@Filipe_Doe We’ve been slacking but Jess still says dumb shit so we makin a comeback -Carly

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

Accompaniment is a hard word

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

*starts choking* and then manages to whisper "betrayed by bread" #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

"Why did I turn so up??!?" (Drunk) #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

"I don't think that any First Lady has ever become president".... #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

the Kylie Jenner lip challenge #shitjessdoes @jesscail

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

"How much money would it take for you to do cocaine?" Jess: "sometimes I think about doing it.. but not really" #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

*fixes toilet* "omg I should be a plunger!!!" .... plumber @jesscail #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

"There is an L in the word chihuahua! It's just silent!" ... no, no there is not. 🐶 #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

*talking about how a candle only burned on one side* Jess: maybe it's because the worlds spinning.. #shitjesssays

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

I wonder how many clothes pins I could put on my face...

[shitjesssays @shitjesssays94]

“@jesscail: Micheal Jackson and randy Jackson aren't brothers.. Seriously I am still not over this #latenightthoughts” here we go again..

[jc @jesskale11]

I don't really understand toast.. Bread is already baked why do we do it again? #latenightthoughts