Tony

Journalist and writer about a world I fail to understand.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Bank of America ordered to pay $1.27 billion for Countrywide fraud http://t.co/d7o3hVJtTy

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I wonder if I could borrow this kid for a trip to Vegas #ChildGenius

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Hey BBC2 it's 8 pm on a Saturday in 2014. What the fuck is Dad's Army on for? Are you this bereft of ideas? #bbc #bbc2 # £12amonth

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Former whip explaining how he would deal with an MP involved in a "scandal involving small boys" - http://t.co/J5VmRNlM2o

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Woman wearing shades on the tube. Wife beating husband or Russian. #russia

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So, am I right in thinking that the massive line for coffee at Waitrose everyday is made up of mugs or cheapskates? #freecoffee #waitrose

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Calling my army of loyal followers! It will soon be revolution time! Are you with me?

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#thetrip @RobBydon and Steve Coogan show that they can do Michael Cane impressions in Italy as well as England. #cracking

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Who are these two cunts? #europedebate

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France should invade The Mordivia region in Russia and reclaim the French Landmass that is Gerard Depardieu #france #crimea #Russia #balance

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@se1 @TheArtsAcademy Dear Arts Academy, I would like to apply for the upcoming job in your marketing department.

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I'm raising money to start a foundation for people who can't put their groceries down without the little divider. #behappy #jumpin

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@mrjamesob we kinda need to see what this crazy bastard wrote to you man? #lovetohearaboutthecrazies

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Idea for a program: Jo'll Fix It. Joey Essex visits the world's controversial trouble spots. Crimea, Sudan, Scotland.

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Get in! A pint at the southwark tavern will only be 5.04 now. That is fantastic news. #budget

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In Borneo trying to do an article on the tragic decline of the orangutan because of logging and the fuckwad runs off with my sandwiches.

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George Galloway's budget sounds quite good so far.

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Interviewed a futures trader yesterday for this article I'm writing, didn't understand a word the cunt said. Just gonna Google some shit..

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I'm against Scottish Independence. Those Scottish Widows chicks are too hot. We just can't let them go without a fight.