Shit Keeper

[Shit Keeper @shitkeeper]

A mediocre red hot chili peppers song is so much better than the living hell that is listening to the mary poppins soundtrack on repeat.

[Shit Keeper @shitkeeper]

Sitting behind cop car with 3 boxes of kleenex in back window. Lots of criminals with tears or just bad allergies?

[Shit Keeper @shitkeeper]

No wine until I lose 5 pounds. Unrelated note- 4 hrs per day of sesame street too much?

[Shit Keeper @shitkeeper]

shitkeeper = stay-at-home mom who, more frequently than not, thinks her life is more important than yours.