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this is the twitter for shit that kendall huberman says

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I need to get froyo just cause I had a difficult day

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People are very morally bankrupt

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And she had gigantic fake boobs and I remember thinking I wanna look exactly like her when I'm older

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I'm sorry all I was thinking about was having two graham crackers with Nutella and cookie butter between

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"Cause I totally understand your busy"

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I remember exactly when I found out what a gherkin is

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I barely know what gherkins are either

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I mean I love the taste of roses

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I don't care what you do, I'm trying to cut a chicken

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What have I been eating recently that - ohhh the fruity pebbles Rice Krispies

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Im just so into native California plants

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Ken mixes prints, totes on trend

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I used to think the name Hattie was a nickname for Margaret.

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You know I have an exposed nerve in my elbow

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I'm trying to remember if I've already had an apple today and I can't

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"URGETN"

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I don't mess up twice

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Well they're not answering which is like pretty appalling

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If I lived in Mesopotamia I would be the tribe healer

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Life is more better than clothes sometimes