Shit Koryn Said

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

Well, I mean, with the mask on, it's not the worst...

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

Did you see the dick? If you didn't see the dick, it's hearsay.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

I'd deal with less assholes if I were a proctologist and less garbage if I were in Waste Management.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

I know what I'm talking about. I'm always right. You should listen to me.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

I suck the life out of all weak living things.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

You can't impress me with anarchy!

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

You two have dicks. I don't care what you think.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

Somebody's getting a weird Daffy Duck blow job later!

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

God, I wish I wasn't so pretty, but I am.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

[Watching random shopping channel, or 26 if not so random] You are wearing way too much eye makeup... And I'm with the goth group.

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They make you drink it in your room, but where do you think I do my binge drinking, anyway?

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

So, I'm saving you from tasting buttholes on Christmas Eve!

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Well, we ARE better than 9 out of 10 people.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

This is Halloween; this is Halloween; Standing in long lines; Halloween Halloween.... And there was a clown. fuck clowns.

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The bathrooms smell like fuckin' horses.

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

"We... Are... HOLY UNDERGARMENTS!"

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

Get your best midget beating skills out for that printer!

[Shit Koryn Said @shitkorynsaid]

These eggs are messed up now. They're deviled eggs at this point.

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Beer had food qualities, but food doesn't have beer qualities.

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Hahaha you think you're my first stalker! You're so cute!