Krystyl Chwa

Quotes of @krystyllll in the moment

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Did you turn off the candle?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

I wanna get this couch steam cleaned because I don't like the flavor of the other people's house

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

We've never had a powerful shower. Ours is like 3 homeless dudes peeing on you

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Do they give artist of the decade every year or every decade?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Do you guys drink work at coffee?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

If someone held a gun to your head, would you be able to spell Worcestershire sauce?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

I haven't seen "Kubo and the Four Sticks" yet

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

No one is as sensitive as me. I'm like a walking bruise

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

This whole trip has just been an amalgamation of incredible bloating

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

The impossible burger is so good! It's everything great about beef without the meaty taste, the grease, and the heartburn. It's like the chicken of beef!

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Rashmi: Here is a photo of my grandfather
Krystyl: He was in the American World War 2???

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Krystyl: "what do you call that thing with the sand that goes into another sand?"
Kyle: "An hourglass?"

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

I don't like the skin around my knuckles. It reminds me of turtle elbows 🐢

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Is it safe to say that my dog is Asian too?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

I just want something I can put more almond butter on

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Yeah I know she's fucking crazy! But in a girl way not a crazy psycho way

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

What's that word for when a tree has a lot of fruit? Fruitus? Fruitious?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

I'm turning 24 this year guys. I've lived 2 dozens!

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

Can you teach me how to put hexes on my group-mates?

[Krystyl Chwa @shitkrystylsays]

I don't like low riding cars. I like low riding dogs