Kula

We’re a pretty kūl family. We like puns, golf, and throwing magnets around the floor.

[Kula @shitkulassay]

“I ate an apple and a banana in one day and thought I was gonna die.” #shitkulassay #lowfiberdiet

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“Cheese flavored styrofoam is my favorite snack.” #shitkulassay

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“He saved my life with a pickle.”
#shitkulassay #renfairevibes

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“Skin cancer would have put us ahead.”
#shitkulassay #trivianight

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“Why do people whistle then?” #shitkulassay

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“I’m not diagnosed. I just have it.”
#shitkulassay

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“Are you color blind?”
“No. I’ve looked at things.”
#shitkulassay

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“Damn. I hate kids.”

(On Fathers Day)

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“Tasteful *plplplplpl* SpongeBob *plplplpl* references.”
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“Laffable” 👎 #shitkulassay

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“She looked at me and whispered a bunch of nonsense!” #shitkulassay #shibutkubalabussay

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“Oooh… hand cramp!”
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“Old people like paper.” #shitkulassay

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That’s what all the little holes are for in the backyard. The *little holes.*” #shitkulassay

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“Sorry I’m complaining about the lack of beer donkey.” #shitkulassay

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“Google? I don’t think I have that one my phone.” (While holding an iPhone) #shitkulassay

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“You believe in aliens, but you don’t believe in @GreenDay??”

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“Blue…
I don’t know what that is…” #shitkulassay

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“Woah, they’ll be like virgins on Sunday.”
“Their walk up song is gonna be ‘Like a Virgin.’”
#shitkulassay

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“Sisters on backs”
“I love that it sounds scientific. It sounds like the name of a bug.”