Mark Arm

Mark Arm is the singer in Mudhoney and he also works at Sub Pop Records. We are his coworkers, and this is some shit that he says.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

Free wine-Not vry good-Was orig priced @ $40 & was selling 4 less thn $7 so I got greedy & bought a bnch-It's not wrth $7 but itll fck u up.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

I'd kill to get my hands on the Goo Goo Dolls business card. Can you imagine what it'd be like to be able to call them anytime you wanted?

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

I turned another one gay.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

"Ladies, they be going to the bathroom."

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

I'm wearing a knife on my penis. It hurts when I run.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

On penis enlargers: Yeah, it's like you're the same old asshole, but now with a giant dick!

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

On "music": I think we gotta do something about the flute.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

Sometimes you gotta just keep walking.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

You don't know me at all, I'm a salami FREAK!

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

I did not coin the term grunge! Get that out of my bio.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

A: I can get my hands on liquid paper, rubber cement and maybe a banana peel, but we’d have to dry it out on the George Foreman grill.

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

Question posed by non-Mark staff member: Anyone happen to have a spare Claritin? Or benadryl? Anything??

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

Referring to a red double decker bus: "I went on one of those when I was in New York. But the dude driving it was bullshit."

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

"This is the real jewel in the Billy Squire crown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI&feature=related"

[Mark Arm @shitmarkarmsays]

Where I come from, a Tad is a lot.