Shit Max Says

[Max @stromsodtracing]

Corona virus. FUCKING TRY ME

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“If I get the corona virus, I’m gonna be pissed...... as fuck...”

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“There’s an orange tree, not a cucumber tree”

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“Im Max Stromsodt, I do dangerous things”

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*Carson pinches Max’s thigh”
“That’s the best action I’ve had all damn weekend”

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“Busch light is God’s semen. Natty ice is satan’s semen”

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“Are you going to stare at that beer like it’s your wife or are you going to drink it like it’s your girlfriend?”

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*farts*
“fuckin don’t breathe that shit in, it’s straight vodka”

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“If you don’t tweet that it’s because of Ohm’s Law”

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“I swear to god your face is fluttering like a fucking butterfly right now”

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“If my wedding dance was over at midnight, I’d slap the DJ in the face” -Jackson
“I would give the DJ a line of coke and tell him ‘go til 4” -Max

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“Max, you’re gonna get lung cancer by the time you’re 25” -Emily
“26.” -Max

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“You could like drink my sweat and get drunk”

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“Isn’t Mandan and Bismarck the same damn town?”

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“I’ve only fucked one chick” -max
“That’s considered a virgin in the girl world” -Noah

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“I woke up with woodies in my fucking face”

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“Max quit making me feel like overreacting” -Dani
“Dani it’s fine, you are overreacting perfectly” -Max

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“I could go for some fucking cheddar gold fish right now”

[Twisted T @TMLausch98]

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