Mitch Murphy

Gang bangs don’t make money

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

This is literally a perogie pan, like my boy perogue #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

My butt is jealous of the poop that comes out of my mouth #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

Teach me how to cut up a guy, I’ll be a doctor. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

It’s a funny movie but it has bad reviews on Rotton Banana #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

It’s fish. It’s not meat. It’s a water sea creature. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

Where did 2 Chains go to school again..? Hogwarts? No that’s Harry Potter... #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

We’ll go back in the future.. wait no. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

Popper tarts #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

Oh it’s 911 on March 11th.. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

In the hood they call me Chef Boyardee #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

If nice were a smell, it would be me. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

In ten years from now, I’ll be 32. That’s like, half a life. #quotemitchmurphy #shitmitchmurphysays

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

My yoga is hitting a hammer #quotemitchmurphy #shitmitchmurphysays

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

It’s not a too stoned thing, it’s a lung thing. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

“We only have wooden bags” #shitmitchsays #quotemitch

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

Between every water, there’s a mainstream, right? #shitmitchmurphysays

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

I’m sober, but I’m not sure. #shitmitchmurphysays #quotemitchmurphy

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

The shadows in the North, the left, the East. #quotemitch #shitmitchmurphysays

[Mitch Murphy @shitmmurphysays]

I feel like an egg. I’m so full. There’s no room left. #quotemitch #shitmitchmurphysays