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Evidence of the true cost of educational funding cuts.

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A young girl only sees other girls wearing skirts and birthing smaller humans so she too feels compelled to be an efiminate birth giver. #genderroles

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There are two circles. What if I told you one was bigger? Which one would you think is bigger? The blue? No, you are wrong. The red? No again. Actually they are the same size. You just thought that because I told you so. This proves that humans are easily manipulated.

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Racism was invented in the 1800s by scientists.

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This online communication is very different from older generations that witnessed the start of the internet and ancient social media platforms such as AOL.

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All I know is that syphilus was created because Christopher Columbus was fucking llamas…fuckboy Chris

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By this I mean that Wordsworth is deep in the ground, planted, like a carrot.

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Some people can’t even decide takeout places let alone who to save and who to die. Putting that kind of pressure on a human race that has been pre-determined to take care of themselves over their fellow man is Ludacris

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He then presents him with two choices with which he chooses that she is to choose which of the two should be chosen.

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If a train reaction starts and the name of my business is in that train it is a great way to gain new customers.

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The feminist theory stems from a period place. #menstruationstation

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Now, obviously, stabbing simone repeatedly in the chest and facebook are two very different things. However, both Julius Cæsar’s death and Kanye West’s social media do prove heroism in the end. #ettukanye

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Masculinity is considered in many forms; hegemonic, alternative, marginalised, toxic and feline.

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My dad practices ethnic work. He is in construction and has hired a bunch of Mexicans to work for him. They work hard and he treats them all fairly. They deserve to get paid well for all their hard work. Other than that my family does not practice any ethnic work.

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Doctors are trained similarly in Canada & Sweden, they must apply for an advanced training called ‘medical school’. Very similar to the hugely popular Grey’s Anatomy, students must complete vigorous testing & long hours studying to then endure deadly competition within hospitals.

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I know that “stuffed my face” is an idiom because you can’t really stuff anyone’s face, unless you are a taxidermist.

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Now obviously, the human body has always been held in high regard, evidenced by the fact that prostitution has been around since the earliest of Bible times.

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Hitler was a facetious dictator.

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Why someone may choose to go to college is often a matter of athleticism vs. smarts, or more commonly known as brains vs. bronze. #olympicspuns

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The deeper question is - when meaning of language what meaning does it have?

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The existence of women goes way back, obviously and we are kinda important if you ask me.