shitnuttysays

An account made to celebrate the great quotes @sonutsy gives us year in and year out.

[shitnuttysays @shitnuttysays]

It's fun to talk with a lisp sometimes.

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I want a crack at Hazel Mae. After hearing all those stories from Jon I think I like her even more.

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When you put her in sport mode...It's like a cheetah gettin down in attack mode! Gets the hind legs down!

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Mentally and physically the sensation is nuts.

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If I could have a wet dream instead of sex, every night... Done!

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Clap on clap off lights would be handy, but what happens when you're pounding the testicles to the pussy lips?

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I took an afternoon to figure out that @hansdangler account and I figured it out!

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I woke up hornier then a jack rabbit. Raring to go, raring to go.

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If I make it to 90 ill deal with a little bit of dick cheese.

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I get my height from my legs

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I had a birthday cigarette with a coffee this morning.

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The ppl in Barhaven who leave their garage doors half open are all swingers. That's known, I'm not making that up. That's known.

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I know how girls can practice handjobs. You practice on a cucumber. If you're smooth with a cucumber you can be smooth with a male cucumber.

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I feel like a greased turkey. Just glistening bud.

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I was pretending to drain a long hard put on 18, so I could jump in the pool after. Didn't happen.

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Gingers need to wear purple that's their colour!

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There was a girl running in Manotick today with no bra and I gave her the air horn.

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These new ball hockey shorts I got are light, fast and dynamic!!

[shitnuttysays @shitnuttysays]

"On trial and wanna get off for being insane? Mix peanut butter and nutella down your pants and eat it. They will think your bad shit crazy"

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"I run fantasy sports like an income. It's steady"