Nerd ass 5000

life is a fucking nightmare but me too

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

All this man does is kill and destroy.

[em 🇮🇪🔻🔻 @nocturnalfem_]

why are people asking for continuity for the SCARY MOVIE franchise?? i'm confused are people not aware of the format?? brenda died in two of the original movies lmao

[Praise @tufpraise]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

One of the most insane things I’ve ever seen

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Interesting that wage theft is never called a national crisis

[Lyd 🧤 @sleepingskip]

Most unsubtle show ever in many ways and it still goes over people’s heads. The running closet joke is genuinely so good: Jackie getting locked in one at Doomcoming, Shauna keeping her journals in the closet, Shauna hiding in the closet at Melissa’s house. Come on now lmao

[Nerd ass 5000 @shitorisaurus]

Finding out my ex is bald now when he had a fukk head of hair 3 years ago was the news I needed to keep going this month. Finding it out in our former anniversary just made it that much more cosmic

[Dewey Official 7 @Deweyofficial7]

but its not a problem when its the opposite

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

cancel the entire project next please

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Sex Ed teaches kids about what adults could possibly try to do to them.

It lets kids know what creeps are trying to do and report it in time,

That’s why republicans are trying to get rid of it.

[tern @1goodtern]

We tried and tried and tried to warn you about this guy.

[Nerd ass 5000 @shitorisaurus]

I always get so shocked when I go to a guy's profile who is way out of my league and see he follows me. Im just twirling my hair like "you think IM hot?"

[Nerd ass 5000 @shitorisaurus]

@MAULERWILL Im ferligator shaped, let's kith

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

white chicks has a score of 15% on rotten tomatoes and it is the greatest comedic movie of our time.. scary movie 6 will go down as a cult classic

[rei @_str4wberrei]

With that same logic, if you're single you don't get to claim to be queer either, right? Because if you're not dating anyone, then you can't possibly be attracted to ANY gender. You must be asexual! since you're not dating someone!

do yall see how stupid this sounds?

[𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒂 ౨ৎ | girl so in love 🌸 @verygutsy]

do you not hear how misogynistic you sound

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

[Nerd ass 5000 @shitorisaurus]

@parkinglotbutch Need you bad fr fr

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The New York Post when a guy likes boobs