SHIT PAYTON SAYS

[PAYTON NEWSOME @PaytonNewsome]

My wifey is a spice like im David Beckham

[brose foland @bay_roseee]

I wonder if afterwards they'll have another one https://t.co/0NcLrmRSNG

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

@PaytonNewsome ummmm okay?

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

i tried starting a larping club but i got denied

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

when he puts it in the wrong hole but its okay anyways

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

shit dicks
#shitdicks

[Chris Russo @IamSpoods]

Happy birthday @ann_sullivan16

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

i have a a reoccuring nightmare that he dresses me up as a clown and rapes me

[Chris Russo @IamSpoods]

I'm picking UNC to take the #NationalChampionship! #HeelsLockIn @MarchMadness https://t.co/682vXFgPSr

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

"My senior quote"

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

*sends avi picture*

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

today i was called a choch magent

[PAYTON NEWSOME @PaytonNewsome]

Selena is so hot tho...

[SHIT PAYTON SAYS @shitpaytonsays1]

may take a while to find something funny payton says