Shit Warren Says

I don't speak often, but when I do, it's the truth

[Georgia Bulldogs @UGAAthletics]

OFFICIAL INJURY UPDATE: Nick Chubb is out for the game with a left knee injury.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

PRAY FOR CHUBB 🙏🙏🙏

[Cale Mathis @cale_mathis]

Netflix and chill is just one D away from Netflix and child. Remember that people

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Everybody talks about how great country music is in the Summer. News flash: Country music is good all year round. Merica.

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

S/o to my brother from another mother Buck Batten!!! Me and @PridgenWords took him to dinner and he picked up a real nice gal!!

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

I had a cowboy side the other day. #YeeYee

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

You're only a real man if you gargle peanut butter and blow bubbles with beef jerky.

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

If i wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey I would look at my dads hair.

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

Listen here folks, if I go to The Gin, I'm gonna drink. It's just like if a fat kid went to McDonald's, he's gonna eat! #thirstythursday

[Tribe @thedrugtribe]

Who remembers this movie?

[Pridgen's Wise Words @PridgenWords]

Catch phrase of the day, "GOOD FOR YOU!" #stuffwaltsays

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

Yeah 55 degrees is cold enough to cancel football.

[Pridgen's Wise Words @PridgenWords]

Welp, the circus is in town. Wonder how much they charging for admission #stuffwaltsays #abac #baseball

[Pridgen's Wise Words @PridgenWords]

@shitpearsonsays like duck hunting, when seasons in don't see any, season goes out, and they all fly in

[Pridgen's Wise Words @PridgenWords]

If you have no more than 4 teeth, you are more than qualified to pick up chickens #stuffwaltsays #broilerlife #smellslikemoney

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

Getting a girlfriend is like hunting.

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

And you're over there playing some queer ass candy game!!!!!!

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

The hell you did change it.

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

Let me park it right beside you and ima pack a hammer.

[Shit Warren Says @shitpearsonsays]

Don't do the sound with it. That's weird.