Shit&Piss 500 CTO

Shit & Piss 500 CTO is on a mission to send a message about what we think of the "Standard & Poor's 500" and the corrupt ideals it was built on.

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PEELOSI’S PISS GIVEAWAY
Our Insider Trading Expert, Nancy Peelosi, has an exciting announcement:

After tricking Shit Burping-Fartman (SBF) into giving her access to Shit&Piss500’s financial reports and making a few (questionably legal) edits, she’s managed to allocate half a million SP500 tokens for our followers here on X!

Rules for entry:
- Follow our Twitter account @shitpiss500
- Tag 2 friends in the replies
- Use the #'s #SP500CTO and #AIRDROP
- Like and retweet this post.

That's it!

Prizes:
Five 100,000 SP500 token airdrops

Giveaway runs from now until Friday. Janurary 24th at 9:00 PM GMT.
Winners will be randomly selected, and we will share a recording of the selection process on our page.

Best of luck!
(Giveaway sponsered by Nancy Peelosi, not to be confused with Nancy Pelosi)

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how many?

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POV: you bought shit and piss

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A well-timed shit holds its value better than gold.

But a fart? It's fleeting, like dust, and soon forgotten.

When you're trading, focus on the assets with lasting value, not the ephemeral.

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Over-pissing is fine, as long as it's not on your shoes.

Over-shitting can be fatal.

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We submitted our request to list Shit & Piss 500 on CoinGecko!!

Request ID: CL2501250033

GeckoTerminal URL: https://t.co/6PZWv6RYYj

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Sorry @elonmusk, we couldn't help ourselves 🤣

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President Trump is wrapping up his first-week blitz of Executive Orders with his most consequential yet:

Shit and piss will replace the US Dollar as the global reserve currency by 2027, ushering in a new paradigm for the financial world both globally and inter-galactically.

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@elonmusk Soon.

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Tradfi is the Matrix.

Wake the fuck up before you become a robot too.

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We’re deleting the internet. You guys don’t deserve it.

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ICYMI: @sircalebhammer had some powerful investing advice for @boogie2988 on their podcast episode last year:

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At SP500, Head of Human Resources @cobratate makes it his mission to treat our employees like family.

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Over-pissing is fine, as long as it's not on your shoes.

Over-shitting can be fatal.

[Shit&Piss 500 CTO @ShitPiss500]

After decades of sitting on the toilet, Warren Flush-it has determined that shitting before pissing is the most effective order of operations for maximizing profit.

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GM SHITTERS AND PISSERS SAY IT BACK!

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There has been fake "audio" circulating the internet of Donald Trump and Barack Obama's conversation last week at Jimmy Carter's Funeral.

We have obtained the real audio:

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The world is yours.

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A message from the high school sweetheart of Nancy Peelosi, our Insider Trading Expert.

CA: CaM41daLtWdzzQkfzphhai6dHu8KiC9wy59edrsspump

#SP500 #SP500CTO

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Donald Trump signed a record number of first-day Executive Orders this afternoon.

Our Chief Shit Officer, Rajesh Dookiewala, has issued the following statement:

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After decades of sitting on the toilet, Warren Flush-it has determined that shitting before pissing is the most effective order of operations for maximizing profit.

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Tired of being standard and poor? Want to get filthy rich with shit and piss?

Us too, lucky for you, we had Doo Doo Kwon hack Warren Flush-it's hard drive and found his 51 Secret Rules for Trading Successfully:

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Congratulations on your win, President Trump!

LET'S KEEP WINNING MORE!

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POTUS recognizes the economic value in shit and piss moving forward.

Many within his circle are even saying his relationship with North Korea has become strained in recent weeks over claims that its leader Kim Jong-un is "too perfect to need to urinate or defecate."

A source tells us that Trump was recently heard on the phone shouting "Everybody shits and pisses, Kim! It's going to be worth more than gold once I'm in office!"