Snowman

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[Bree Olson @BreeOlson]

You may have noticed what I post most is just my face. I feel it expresses so much. Sure, I have tits & ass but you see my soul in my eyes.

[Kelly Divine @KellyDivine]

Hoes got more followers than pornstars lol I gotta get my hoe game up ASAP who wants first?

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

i wonder if the UPS guys realized that he was delivering a box of dildos to me?

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

somebody tumblr famous texted me and now im frozen in confusion

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

@AsaAkira you clearly arent drunk enough for anal

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

Anal: It only hurts the first 20 times.

[Immoral Family @FratHouseFilms]

Dildo buying advice of the day: Never buy Jelly molded dildos they ALWAYS burn. Ouch

[Bree Olson @BreeOlson]

Every time I see a Winnebago I think Meth Lab! Too much Breaking Bad???

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

i have to step up my game yet again. maybe i should direct more, or start a website, or fuck charlie sheen?

[Mary Carey @realmarycarey]

Why would someone wear sunglasses inside a gym while doing cardio?

[Mary Carey @realmarycarey]

This guy on the elliptical machine in front of me is in an Armani t-shirt, white linen pants and sunglasses. Why?????

[Dana Vespoli @danavespoli]

**boing-boing-boing** that's the sound of my butt bouncing! It grew back! I will bombard Twitter with pics soon:-) #rejoice #missedmybutt

[Jayden/Michele @JaydenMichele]

"You smell like you fucked the cast of The View."

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

Working nonstop all week has worn me down. I am now heavily medicated and chugging water.

[Snowman @shitpornstrssay]

@priyaanjalirai @Jackvegas What did Jack Vegas do to you?

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

I hate when articles illustrate
Women as
Too stupid
To be
Able
To make choices
About
Sex. Apparently
Men just trick them. Ridiculous.

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

I need to figure out what I'm going to wear for my signing at aee.

[Mary Carey @realmarycarey]

I hate seeing Barbie cry when I watch Toy Story 3.