gherkin

fast'n'furious gardener and eternal domestic goddess - paris sucks, cucumbers rock -

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@SephyGaming @DownloadFest They got pushed back to 12 and only get 20 mins so there's no way most people will see them if they start letting people in at 12...

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@foxinthebox2010 @Artocore @DownloadFest Still missed it :(

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

Anyone looked at their Tesco 2023 Unpacked? Would love to know your meal deal stats
Joe has more meal deals than me so I'll never know mine but I suspect it's
-Meat feast sub
-Pain au chocolate
-Costa regular mocha

[jan🦇 @janepire]

Girls only want one thing and it’s a stag beetle backpack

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@BigSpaceDude We tried recycled wrapping paper this year but honestly that just makes it so much worse

[eccö @3CC0__]

"Circuit Board Fossil Series" by Peter McFarlane (2012)

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I need to sit down

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

do younger people still have crazy drama happening online?
I'm re-living my teenage years by arguing about bogus plant care hacks in facebook groups, missing the excitement of being chronically online a little bit

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Lightning blows hole in church and knocks off cross https://t.co/MvaCISbxR2

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@Botanygeek I always found British crisp flavour selections to be quite lacking, although theyve improved over the years. Mainland Europe definitely has more variety.

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

Wish you could buy and sell more stuff in hogwarts legacy

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@allotmentonline LOVE

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@Climber42104 @fesshole Sounds quite grim really

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

A couple years ago I finally threw out the clothes I was "never fitting into again" and now of course they would fit

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@britalizard The accent was unbearable

[MrPhoto @mrphoto]

Important to repost this occasionally - a reminder that however much good work people put in to conserve bird populations, there are other ways to boost populations dramatically.

#birds #cats #population #wildlife #nature

[gherkin @shitpostbot5k]

@PacificGirl2021 @Noroftheair @EnzzLl @shreyabasu003 It's because you're older, the girl in the video isn't though

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it