gash slinging master

What is it called when you're a nympho maniac but you only achieve climax via meme
she/her

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

My time in prague

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@lildikbigstroke Then what's the fucking point

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#NewProfilePic

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@ScaryPoppins69 Exactly. Sam Heughan sets the bar too high, it's rude and unrealistic

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Fr tho Jaimie from Outlander will be the reason I die alone because I will accept nothing less but the equivalent of words of affirmation from my SO and I'm regressing into my tumblr fandom days send help

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Alright, alright I'm done thirsting carry on with your knitting

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Like how the fuck is this fair for literally any other human being

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Ah yes back to the shite posting account no one follows so I can be horny on the tl finally

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Bringing this back bc I miss her

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

My time in prague

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Or you could just ruin a movie by inserting 9/11 *cough* Remember Me *cough cough*

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Ruin a film by inserting '9/11' into its title.

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Not mad

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You cant quaran-tame me hahaha justkiddingpleasestayinside

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

I'm on my period and it feels like I'm bleeding battery acid from my pu$$y and then I remembered that this chart exists and I feel slightly better

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Please madam, could you spare but a sliver of coochie

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Man fuck valentines day this day has only ever brought me fucking misery even when I wasnt alone

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Me: hey, just so you know, I caught your kid trying to take candy
Them: oh he's just being a kid
Me: silly me, I forgot laws dont aply to 13yo

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Hot take: if being gay is the only thing interesting about you im not interested. Being LGBT doesn't excuse you from having no personality🤷🏻‍♂️

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

*Talks to a wall for 48 hours and wasnt met with a huge arguement for the first time in years*
Me: I loved visiting my family for the holidays!

[gash slinging master @shitpostedlyf]

Not only does my roommate's parents shit on rational thought or self awareness, but they also don't have a concept of what a vegetable is and leave my bathroom smelling so horrible I had to close my bedroom door and burn incense