MercilessShitposter1337

AKA Mr. Big. You know the vibes.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

"What's for lunch?", the future. Get ready.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I'm hot like asparagus.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Every story has a story to tell.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I'm fucking a bag.
I'm fucking a bag.
I'm fucking a bag.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Call me James Japles the way I be taming my apes.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Evil Morty.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I got the whole navy pointed at your forehead.
I know George Bush AND i knew George Michael.
Obama's my friend.
I got thirty guns.
And I got thirty fingers to pull the triggers.
You ever heard a hydrogen bomb drop on your 2012 Honda Civic? You're about to.
I own the streets.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I'm friends with Jimmy Onions.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Currently derpmaxxing.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I got the retardment.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

That fart smells like you literally ate shit and farted it back out.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Kertchurp

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I'm LA sober which means I only do heroin.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Cooking tip: Bread baked with ashtray water.

Cooking tip: Put something good on bread! So good!

Cooking tip: Just cook something good that you like!

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I'm snurpling that shit burpingly.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Dickman, Baller Of Justice.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

I'm just a rabid, spiteful, fun-hating person you know?

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Instead of buying a microwave, buy a microwaiver, a small parchment of INaccountability.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[MercilessShitposter1337 @shitposter1337]

Thinking about thunking.