Shit Rowers Say

Love to row. Love. To. Row.

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Not want, NEED this.

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Tim Howard, keeping USA alive from the coxswain seat.

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Longest day of the year = best day for evening out that uni tan

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It's not a telescope RT @MasonCox: #bowappreciationweek the epic bow crab from 2012 on the Charles River 2k course

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There was a really important race today. Also, the Kentucky Derby was on.

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Oh it's #coxswainappreciationweek is it? I'd appreciate it if you could steer straight.

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Like, how would you even catch? RT @weird_hist: The first submarines were powered by humans rowing oars.

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One of the best parts of sitting in stroke is being able to see your reflection in the coxswain's sunglasses.

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It's only Wednesday and we're already on our second skeg of the week.

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I know it's Good Friday but come on like we were going to eat anything besides pasta tonight anyway.

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Jumpies are way more fun when you have a seesaw underneath you.

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Orange you glad we got a ton of bananas for the bus ride home?

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No dock rowing today I guess. RT @Hudatt: New recruit?@UF_Mens_CREW @shitrowersay #GoGators

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What do white girls and boats with coxswains have in common? They both literally cannot even.

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Practice is cancelled! #AprilFools

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Everybody's warming up just to cool down.

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#tbt Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy and David Alan Grier crushing some ergs in the 1992 movie "Boomerang"

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"Boat" is cockney rhyming slang for "face" as in "your boat looks hideous."

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That's one way to carbo load. RT @KatyRatcliffe1: Got a bit hungry pre-race @emmmAdams

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Boat party tonight, my house. Bring Gatorade.