Elvis The Pelvis

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@m_dyline He gets herpes. She gets the title of single mom.

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@Malia_joo

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@globeandmail Already setting the stage for other boogeymen to keep voters scared and protect their power.

They keep doing it because it works on idiots. Smarten up Canada.

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@krisster8 Digital forestry is where you use your fingers to play in the bush.

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@RMapleCan An old pervert and a modern day Mr. Burns. You’re backing some solid folks.

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@Spideyy_xx Best part of this post is that the women that chime in probably have the same physical attributes as these dudes 😂

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@AnitaAnandMP @narendramodi Remember when your old boss made a big deal about India greasing a dude in Canadian soil?

Now you guys are buds? The liberals are completely fucked in the head.

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@krisster8 Suing a business so they stay in business at a loss.

A prime example of liberal logic.

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@CTVNews Does he even realize the number of elbows Canada has?

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@JazzTheJourno Looks like this dude was riding his e-bike in a crosswalk and got educated on the rules of the road.

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@guyfelicella I disagree with you quite a bit but not in this case. Cheap alcohol means excess consumption and the disasters that go with it.

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@BernieSanders I love listening to old rich dudes piss and moan about other old rich dudes. Way to stick it to the man, Bernie!

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@Bratt_world Dude was probably tearing ass through a PEDESTRIAN crosswalk on his e-bike.

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@CLG98264897 “Ain’t never been no good” means what exactly? It’s never been good or that it’s never been no good?

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@guyfelicella Has anyone else noticed the number of BC-based accounts, including some far-left extremists, flooding social media with posts about Alberta's referendum?

Why are they so invested in influencing elections in a province where they can't even vote?

Genuine political debate…….

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@atrupar I’m just waiting for a gold pole to be installed next to the podium. I picture the press having to show up with a fat stack of dollar bills if they want to ask a question.

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@Terrilltf Dude - this is a scammer account. C’mon man.

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@Georgia_07os

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@saschris With all these different genocides, it’s a wonder there are any humans left at all.

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@NightShiftMD Nah, they just spent the holiday with their families and are back to regular chirping.