shitguysthink

What we are all thinking but too afraid to say out loud. Just getting started. Lots of laughs to come!

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Lemme get an RT for those of you out there that are boob guys and a favorite for my ass men.

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*Gotta have a notepad to write down all my incredible thoughts while sitting on the porcelain throne* #ShitGuysThink

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*Of course Kanye would wifey up @KimKardashian. I mean, of course. That one was a no brainer.* #WeAllLoveBigBooty #DatAss

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Runs out of boxers: *To do laundry or go to walmart and by a 5 pack to get me through the week? Hmmm* #Lazy #ShitMenThink

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*Oh no, I'm on a first date and really have to fart. When is it ok to break the sound barrier with her? I like this girl. I'll hold it*

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Damn, I wish someone was here to admire this solid piece of morning wood I pleasantly woke up with.