Shit Thomas Says

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And here we have it folks #Merica

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Hey I still exist don't forget

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"Can I hump you on hump day" ... #no #shitthomassays

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"I'm not on a high horse, you are just on a miniature horse" ....... #what #shitthomassays

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They used to call me the it boy

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There's a song about me it goes "he's tall dark and handsome, and everybody wants him" ........LOL NO

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"She wanted my penis in and around her mouth" .......

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Happy birthday to my sex partner @convoswithjohn. Excited to spend this summer with you baby boy

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Mass sending this snap out tonight. Sorry ladies #shitthomassays

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@PisarraStories I do what I can

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@shitthomassays_ honored that your 69th tweet was to me

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@PisarraStories ayy lmao

[Programming Board @SU_Programming]

and the winners.... congrats to DG AND Sig Ep for first place!!! Sig Tau and Zeta for second, AST and Kappa Sig for third!!

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"I should have penetrated" .......... #sendhelp

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Self explanatory

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"That was great lighting I looked good as shit" .... #help

[Roshni Ghosh @roshhghosh]

RIP to East Lincolns table. Wouldn't want to dance on anything else. You will be missed 💕