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@Festool_GB And that seems shocking, given it's the most expensive mitre saw on the market.

Anyway. I look forward to hearing this isn't the case.

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@Festool_GB Because there's post after post after post on that forum saying that do. Repeatedly. Even after they've been fixed.

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Hi @Festool_GB. I was going to buy a Kapex, but I understand from the Festool Owners' Group that the motors burn out. Say it ain't so.

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Do you have *any * idea how dangerous this tiny off switch is, @DEWALT_UK?! I'm going to fit a big NVR switch inline. I shouldn't have to.

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@MarkWakerley Yup. I don't care what its nominal is, as long as they're all the same in a batch! They're not.

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ShitTools will give praise as well as scorn. The Dewalt DW745 is very impressive for a Contractors' saw *nods*

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By all means have "nominal" sizes - although that's just a cop-out for shit machining anyway - but at least be fucking consistent.

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It seems the 3x2 in Homebase varies by about 3mm between lengths.

That's helpful.

Redwood pine it is, then.

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Review of terrible DeWalt drill bits submitted. They're a #ShitTool

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TOOL MANUFACTURERS!

Bang your heads together and agree on, say, 4 sizes of dust extraction outlet. Because for fuck's sake.

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@BovisStercus At least you *know* you're buying shit when you buy Silverline!

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Currently filing an Empire E250M Combi Square to make it actually ... umm ... square. 1mm out isn't square, Price? £23. It's a #ShitTool

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@GarethDEdwards @edinhacklab All submissions welcome!

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@IOurpatio @LeCreusetFiend What on earth was wrong with a good old garlic press?!

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ATTN: purveyors of substandard tools at mainstream prices.

You are on notice.

@ShitTools is here.