Shitty Blockchain

blOCkChaIN is THE FUtuRE. Terrible #blockchain / #crypto ideas that will probably end up being created by out of touch #cryptobros. #web3 #eth #btc #nft. Parody

[Shitty Blockchain @shitty_blockchn]

@JAGJointAuthors @IanColdwater You’re hilariously wrong on so many levels its embarrassing.

[web3 is going just great @web3isgreat]

Investors seek to recoup around $35 million from Canadian "Crypto King" in his early 20s

September 20, 2022
https://t.co/RMcWM3lD2l

[web3 is going just great @web3isgreat]

Martin Shkreli dumps his project's token in "hack"

August 12, 2022
https://t.co/WjuuOyof2k

[web3 is going just great @web3isgreat]

Team member admits to taking more than $400,000 from Velodrome to try to recoup personal losses

August 13, 2022
https://t.co/bvdZLbilQ8

[web3 is going just great @web3isgreat]

$20 million taken from Raccoon Network and Freedom Protocol in likely rug pull

July 19, 2022
https://t.co/epxME53owz

[web3 is going just great @web3isgreat]

After five years in prison for a Ponzi scheme and a lifetime ban from the pharmaceutical industry, Martin Shkreli announces his new venture: a web3 drug discovery platform

July 25, 2022
https://t.co/7luTfhxFhp

[Cobie @cobie]

When I tweeted the "insider addr" tweet, I had been tweeting for months about how Coinbase listings/frontrunning/token choices had become a huge mess.

Coinbase "frontrunning" was widely known and acknowledged within CT.

Now, Coinbase plays "hero" catching the ~evil fraud~ !

[EMF Facsimile @EMFFacsimile]

Fax from 4222 #emfcamp

[Shitty Blockchain @shitty_blockchn]

@Ocramius one for you.

[Crypto Bros Taking Ls @CoinersTakingLs]

Damn even the pizza got rugged

[Crypto Bros Taking Ls @CoinersTakingLs]

People who stay wealthy don’t act like marks

[dbrand @dbrand]

💀

[dbrand @dbrand]

No one in your life likes you enough to tell you that you're on the wrong end of a Ponzi scheme.

[Crypto Bros Taking Ls @CoinersTakingLs]

13 seconds and stole $80m

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

0% is good, right?