✨FireFly Eli⚡️

Just Your Local So-Cal Boy⚡️

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

@whispers_finest @ChuckECheeseUSA

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

LMAO me af rn😂😂😂

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

@ya_boi_pawlee BRUH THESE ARE THE BEST FUCKING BOWLS… i love these shits straight out of my forth grade memory 😂

[wild wild willard @itsnotelzee]

@Trey3K__ just because the Shrek version is hilarious too

[Emma @ItsTheLeftLane]

@ianknowshiphop "And it make me cum fast but I never get embarrassed"

It all comes together

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

@ya_boi_pawlee Is no one reading your tweets? Are you okay? Do you need help? I can get you a double sided toothbrush?

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

You should’ve never have called me a fat ass kelly price!

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

Kori-my tummy hurts you should…. Rub it… with your dick…. From the inside

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

No one:
Kori: my balls are still attached

[Danny Vice 🔪 {LA} @DannyViceXXX]

I’m never sleeping again.

https://t.co/IbLS40pUtC

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We are in a moment in American history where two guys — Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos — own more wealth than the bottom 40% of people in this country. That level of greed and inequality is not only immoral. It is unsustainable.

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

No one:
Literally no one:
Javeonte: If you want me to burp in your mouth just say so👄 @VeonteJa

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Nobody:
Literally No One:
Actually Literally Not a Single Human Soul:

Twitter: BrB DeStRoYiNg CiViLiZaTioN

[✨FireFly Eli⚡️ @shitty_eli]

The meg/lizzo laser interaction is my fav😂😂😂😂

[Screen Off Script @ScreenOffScript]

Netflix’s live-action “Cowboy Bebop” has wrapped filming season one 🤠 (via IG/notdaniellapineda)

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

bank account: $1400

me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.