Francis Manaces

[Francis Manaces @shitty_kickflip]

It’s not a card house it’s a card home.

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Referring to my wife as my roommate and her being pregnant as “roommate drama”.

[Francis Manaces @shitty_kickflip]

The voices in my head are doing bits.

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What’s a smoothie king without his smoothie queen?

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Perfect, I was looking for a private restroom anyways.

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But what if I don’t want to taco ‘bout it?

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Catch me in the (information) booth spittin’ fire (telling you about our city’s local sites and must visit restaurants)

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@joule_23 That’s actually how I describe you to others.

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Is it too early to register for late voting?

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@joule_23 “Oh you run? Prove it.”

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New Yorkers in therapy be like “Ayyy I’m processing here!”

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I was conceived on Shark Tank.

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Are you freakin' weekend
baby, I'm about to have me some fun (fun) serious right now?

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Sucking d*ck and taking names.

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Oh, I’m checking out of the hotel? Time to check every drawer and closet I never opened to make sure I’m not leaving anything behind.

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Soft launching my wife.

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Telling my friend at the strip club to “send pics”

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Aggies be like “About to run a 12 man”

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i’m so stressed man

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I release sexual tension by doing bits.