Itzel Ramos Robledo

If you do what you need, you’re surviving. If you do what you want, you’re living.

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

@LuisFonsi and @daddy_yankee at the #Grammys2018 so fucking dope! Arriba latinos!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

#Roseanne #thelaughisback

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

@ArlinFunSize Southern maid donuts is hiring lol

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

She gave me a 5 dollar bill and left. I made a $1.40 tip oh and I gave her the donuts in a bag. NO BOX FOR HER! #CustomerExperience #CustomerService #SouthernMaidDonuts

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

Oh I’m sorry you wanted donuts too. “Well YES!” Oh well like I said the dozen of donuts is $7 and the 2 dozen donuts is $14, now you insisted on asking about the boxes so I sold you a box. “I just want 6 donuts” ok what kind. “Glaze” you got it....here you go it’ll be $3.60.

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

“So how much are they” the small box is a dollar and big box is 2 dollars. “Alright I want a big box” would you like that with the top as well. “Yes” (with a lost look) alrighty then. I hand her the empty box and top and she just stares at me. “Well where are the donuts!”

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

“How much is a box” Well that depends if you want a dozen or two dozen. “How much is the dozen” $7. “But you do have the small box” yes...”How much is that” we sell by the donut not the box so it really depends how many donuts you want. “You have a big box and a small box” yes...

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

He drinks and eventually ends up in bed with another girl. It’s difficult to take a side...but THEY WERE ON A BREAK! #wewereonabreak #FriendsTvShow #Ross&Rachel

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

I don’t condone cheating but
Rachel said let’s take a break so Chan and Joey decided to take Ross out. Rachel decided to let Mark come over even tho she knew Ross didn’t trust him. Ross was torn and decided to call Rachel. Ross hears Mark is with her and is devastated.

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

Customers like to tell me their life story...today this lady told me “I was just telling my husband how I used to get day old donuts for a nickel, I used to live across the street when I was 11” what do I say to that?
Wow you’re old...🤷🏽‍♀️🤭🤔

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

Literally one more week of work and I’m out! #ChristmasVacation #chicago #party #gonnagetsloshed

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

@Dannocean

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

Hace unos meses #MeRehuso de #DannyOcean me robó el corazón y ahora me lo a vuelto a robar con se #Dembow ❤️😍❤️😍...se las recomiendo!

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

@ArlinFunSize You got it!

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

@ArlinFunSize Lol I’m gonna tweet every time something funny similar like this happens so like every day lmao

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

Customer-“can I have a Krispy Kreme donut” Me-I’m sorry a what? Customer-“KRISPY KREME” Me-you mean glaze because Krispy Kreme is a company and this is Southern Maid Donuts...Customer-just stares at me

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

Customer comes in-“ you have hot donuts?” Me-no ma’am I don’t..customer-rolls her eyes 👀..while looking for her money she asks again “no hot donuts?” Me-no ma’am..customer-“why not” Me- because we don’t customer-“so they’re cold” Me-that would be the opposite of hot yes. #killme

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

If anyone loves me enough this year y’all can get me this @MaryArredia https://t.co/NUiKcbtJM8

[camila @Camila_Cabello]

to my camilizers....

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

I hate people #CustomerService #WORK

[Itzel Ramos Robledo @shitty_rms]

@HowToGetAwayABC idk if anyone else thinks the same but #wesaintdead #risefromthedead