Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA

Bring The Whale Back | FSU ‘97 | Scramble Player

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

I may have to hop on the meta mucil wave. These caffeine nicotine shits are overwhelming me

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

“I can’t come over until after the season finale of love island”
No worries, I’ll never see you again.

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

@balkelongwood67 A man of pure class. Enjoy your stp Benji

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

May this blue power revive me tomorrow morning. Big Friday ahead of us fellas let’s finish this shit strong

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

Chipotle 1 - Mush 0
The tp starting bleeding had to switch to dude wipes

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

The whale underwear is always the difference. If you’re in the airport in shorts or flops, I don’t trust you. Have class

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

@CalvinSilentCal I agree but the collar on Peter millar polos are way better

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

Annual Maine house trip and had to re affirm as the #1 ping pong player. This is what it’s about

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

Nothing like using your rose when you run out of likes #currently

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

Got cut off at 4 pm. Guess who just woke up from a nap? Time to turn the liberals to the right side of history

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

I have decided smoking a pack of Marlboro golds with a cooler of miller lites on my balcony is my happy place

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

The day was this close to being ruined #forthefarmers

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

@CoachDarty Jesus, just brutal. Were the beers at least cold and going down easy?

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

My bad for even taking a shit at the pre. Don’t know who’s crib this is but they need to restock

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

They keep taking pictures of me. Haven’t spoken a word but I’m there. 🪵, 🪵, 6 beers, 2 Maine lunch IPAs, 🪵

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

@lilylangludes 🪵🪵🪵

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

Finally found my fun, hot southern blonde

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

@BWinchesterIV Just sat down for number four. The beer shits have caught up to me

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

Started sipping on shit I like to call twilight a couple of hours ago. Ended up alone, naked, and smoking Marlboro golds. Honestly happy with how this night turned out #feetdox

[Alfred “nga jew” Mush, future CPA @shittyassmush]

@classyclub420 It takes character. Not many have it nowadays