Dave Bigelow

Professional liquor taster, semi pro pinball player, and total amateur audio guy

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@CieloBonit Y’all get butthurt so easily 😂

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@JakeLang Fucking terrorist

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Hey @Legrand, who thought this was a good design?

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@AmazonHelp I covered up the tracking number 😂

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@amazon it's only the laptop I need for tour in like 5 days, no worries

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I normally wouldn't worry but you lost one of my other orders recently, if I gotta go to @BestBuy and spend 300 more are you gonna cover the difference?

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@BOOOOMINN @OhioStateFB @quinshon_ @TreVeyonH4 Add those numbers together and it’s higher than your IQ.

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@BOOOOMINN @OhioStateFB @quinshon_ @TreVeyonH4 Have another asterisk, *daddies.

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@Sadie_NC That’s cute, now do one with the population density instead of area.

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@uber what in the actual fuck are your drivers doing? The app sucks 10,000 dicks, how do I talk to an actual person?

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@LangmanVince Imagine being a 50 year old dude that tries to act hard on social media but gets triggered by Snow White.

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@TKuddi @BuckeyeBat Some people are just that fucking retarded that you have to spell the obvious out for them, kind of like what I’m doing right now.

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@awkwardgoogle Quite a few companies make a tool that strips that correctly. 🤷‍♂️

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@stoolpresidente Rent fucking free

[Dave Bigelow @ShittyFOHguy]

@TheWolverineOn3 Is three nattys to one since 2000 a real stat?

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@mattgaetz @elonmusk We already know your type Gaetz

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@A_M_D_16 Rent fucking free 😂😂😂

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@elonmusk Now do American millionaires that didn’t need PPP loans.

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@PardonMyTake Nobody cares what that clown has to say.

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@RomanWilsonSzn Cry some more