Shitty Jokes

I come up with shitty jokes all the time. This is a place for me to share them with you. @ me with your shitty joke and I may share it!

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What do you call an Italian who is locked out his apartment?

Gnocchi (no key) #shittyjokes

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What does the internet drink when it’s dehydrated!

Wikipedialyte #shittyjokes

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What do you call a hooker who can’t type?

A type-hoe #shittyjokes

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What do you call a nice chicken?

Chicken tender

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What do you call a mean chicken?

Jerk chicken

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What do squids do when they fall in love?

They get calamarried ❤️💍

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@VenyaGeskin1 @GregiPfister89 Weird that they have bitcoin logo in the diagram but only support ETH. Smells fishy to me.

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What is a Japanese bankers favorite type of chip?

Fun-yens!

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What is the most isolated cheese?

Provalone

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What kind of dogs do markers get? Sharpei’s

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Why is the pimps garden always so wet?

Because he’s got lots of hose.

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What’s a blind mans favorite food?

See food

#shittyjokes via @SabPass

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What do religious rabbits say before they eat?

Lettuce pray

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Where do board games vacation?

Paradise

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Why do most Germans wear glasses?

Because they could not see (nazi) #shittyjokes

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What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?

I’m a cashew!

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A piece of sandpaper walks into the bar and says “can I have a beer?” and the bartender days “of course!” #shittyjokes

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How do you unlock a BBQ restaurant?

With the smo-key.

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Where does headache medicine live?

Adville

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