christian

dormant twitter from my childhood slowly being revamped with fun quips

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@AlaskaAir has shown the worst performance from an airline in my 30 years of flying. Flight turned around when we were halfway from PDX to JFK. Now they just told us to get in line which is over 100 people long. No option to rebook on app.

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@keithgross I thought this was satire at first

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@elonmusk U r so lame

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

Why’d we waste the name Rizzler on that lil fat mf 😭

[HBO Max Latinoamérica @HBOMaxLat]

Pedro Pascal: existe.
Yo:

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@Astalette @svgxrplvm @mattxiv The funfetti stir fry doesn’t scream normal & I don’t think u can disagree with that

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

I love triscuits. Can we make more wiry snacks

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@MySportsUpdate @AdamSchefter Could be peeing before OT??? R-E-L-A-X

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@isabellamariags I see so Gen z treats ig like fb and twitter like linkedin

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@isabellamariags Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@elonmusk You’re getting awfully rattled by free speech for such a free speecher

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@isaiahrashad @isabellamariags get your people on this

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

I know this probably isn’t good for my brand but I’ve googled what gaslighting means at least 8 times in the past year

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@atlwyiststaesr All that for this???

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

You were my favorite airline, @Delta. Sad it had to end like this. But I wish u the best & hope we both can learn from this

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@Delta update!!!!!!

[Richard Shu @RichlardsShuz]

Ratatouille is just Air Bud but with cooking.

[Justin Jackson @ThisJustyn_]

The speed in which Congress will probably pass legislation to prevent something like this GameStop thing from happening again will show you the difference between “immediate” for Wall St and “immediate” for people waiting on those $2k checks

[christian @shittyoldtweets]

@jazz_inmypants you already did this

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

@PrisonPlanet Maybe the men just weren't attracted to you, Paul.