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ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating

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sewed my pants up and wore them for like 3 days before they tore in a different spot fml

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@Impish_Bunny Japan purely on the basis that the shopping you do there will get you several amazing pieces you’ll keep for almost the rest of your life and every year that is delayed is kinda tragic

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@MateriaMundi I may have a different current discourse than you, and i certainly do compared to whatever Mimi meant about predators. I tend to be stuck in the dating/relationships and/or politics “current discourse” bucket

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current discourse is a real cognitohazard

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@mungbeankitty drop the “sunshine men”, it’s cleaner

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@blockhead4000 It may be a thing that happens with some frequency

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@PunishedRetard0 “THERE WAS SHIT IN HER BUTT” and that poorly censored image still haunt me

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@creatine_cycle @FeralPHunter don’t discard the material costs:

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@johnsmithyson0 little quickie set of deads, then dumped a plate and went for some Pendlays

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easy back and bicep day

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i miss alcuin but i’m not joining no twitter discord

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@bigboybokchoy simply do option A until it doesn’t move the needle and you can drain an XL redbull and go back to bed
i rely entirely on beta-alanine and sugar at this point

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might performatively bring kool pineapple to the calisthenics park

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@DLGlRL We notice if they’re ratchet or poorly maintained, but typically won’t think one way or another about plain unseasoned nails. Well, it can be a fetish for foot guys or fellas who like their backs torn up

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@shoggothenjoyer Plod step tracker by Hopeshopinghopes
the hamster dies if you don’t make the weekly goal

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my son is a bit of a gamer

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@bigboybokchoy don’t dm me it thanks

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even the greek birds are unemployed bums in their 30s

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@sciad “Awaken My Masters” Pillarmen was pose