rube goldberg MAID machine

ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating

[rube goldberg MAID machine @shittyprogram]

I should be jovial, funny and silly at all opportunities because if even for a moment I’m grave or morose you people will push needles into my eyes

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@ad0rnai It’s so fucking over

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can your vision start deteriorating at 33

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@esotericpawg If you liked cnc you’ll love ncc

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@stickfigureate Almost scrolled past this but did a double take for wont and had to give it the like

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@farquadthedonk type of guy who doesn’t pull, and DOES tell you about it: “Yeah she was looking at me all night, so I went over and said hi. Yeah she ordered an angel shot and I’m not allowed to go in there anymore”

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I should become a first name last name face account and adopt something with horrible PR as a pet issue

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@christothecium @9chabard That’s fair

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@christothecium @9chabard Yes and no. It’s somewhat the same idea but it varies in terms of
1. Is it zero sum or not
2. Is it immediate or redeemed later in life or after death
3. How hard do the people who believe in it currently believe in it

[7384254b @7384254b]

she told me to gain weight so I downloaded deepseek

[rube goldberg MAID machine @shittyprogram]

@gofastmotorcycl bro looks like a dog that sits on a pillow all day but Can Bite You Actually Pretty Bad

[☆ 🐛🐠benjamin netanyancat⛓️🍭👁️👁️ @BlueGreenblue3]

Boofing an onion

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the world can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

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@spence_hays i got lazy but usually i take all the drippings from resting / cutting and add it to the pan, add a little cornstarch slurry and make a pan sauce

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hit the “yippeee!” when i cut this open

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@BlueGreenblue3 poop and murder mainly

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@czlowiek_burger Frankly it looks like it got some lift, the problem is he pitched down. Wasn’t going to fly or even glide but it probably would have slowed him down a bit

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@Evil_Erica_lol Retvrn

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@Estella_38414 Backstrike it with the ball when stunned for better catch rate

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You’re given access to your box, pokemon and a bare minimum shop, but you’re locked out of all side quests, evo item vendors, move learning, and so much else. Plus you’re sitting on the doorstep to starting to get legendaries and don’t have very good money making options.

[rube goldberg MAID machine @shittyprogram]

My one big complaint about Legends Arceus is that the spacetime distortions fucking suck and if you truly need something from them you can wait hours. Meanwhile, the game silently 2x’s their spawn rate during a part of the game you’re encouraged to finish ASAP