V00ng

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

LMFAOOO

“Fuck em up, James!”

“Blast they ass, Samantha!”

😭😭😭

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

My mom didn't have to do me like that…

[Amp byma @bymaonstage]

💀😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i hate lying to my parents but its for their own good

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

This is a violation 😭😂😂😂

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

My son doesn’t like cool ranch doritos so I killed him with a gun

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Help me understand how he ended up in your bed

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

😂😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment

[Cher Springsteen 🇨🇦❤️⚓️🇺🇦 🇮🇷 🇬🇱 @CASmyth1]

@hell_line0

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I’m sorry but he definitely would’ve fooled my ass lol

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

took him then

[Brynne @brynne13_]

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO