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[(redacted) @shityeahitscool]

he’ll yeah on my yeah til I yeah

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Turning to my colleague and saying “these guys suck” and he’s like “no, they’re ass” bc I think they have an oral fixation and he thinks they’re anal-expulsive

[Sam Reich @samreich]

just throwing this out there

[leyla @leylaaa31]

I love WASHINGTON DC
I love CHILDREN
I am happy that they are at SCHOOL
I will not be ANGRY AT THEM FOR HOLDING A VERY LOUD GOGO CONCERT TO CELEBRATE THE END OF THE YEAR 🙏🔮🎇

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[(redacted) @shityeahitscool]

@leylaaa31 oh fuck..

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

When ur friend cancels cause she's having "lady problems" but u a feminist & know there are a lot of lady problems..

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

The brick patterns of Chicago, as a quilt https://t.co/QyCAe5adRA

[Jessica Sidman @jsidman]

The group behind Quarry House Tavern, Bar Charley, etc, is launching a “micro happy hour” with $1 tacos, 50 cent oysters, and $5 cocktails.

[Samuel Littauer @swlittauer]

The Woodley Park hot dog tree is in full bloom

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[brown recluse truther @Alex_of_Olaphis]

Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" if it was good

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

What the fuck. Gimme your boss's number

[Julia🤳 @out_of_eggs]

A streetcar named lack of desire

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

“a flat stomach is the best accessory” WRONG. it’s nipples and “to a crime” is a close second

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Happy Saturday
This is the most important tweet ever made