Shit my friends say

I have a quote book of the ridiculous stuff people in my life say, someone said I should tweet about it. So I am. Enjoy.

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"I have found a crevice for my ass" - Mathew Spencer 2020

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"The key to sucking dick is to believe in yourself"

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@hollyjollyxo Wholesome

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"Not to be political or anything, but what the fuck is cheese?" - #Samsays

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"couch beans are not good"

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"Is leaving plastic babies around littering?"

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"I don't wanna stop force-feeding my children"

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"I can't see it but he's hands deep in the cheese"

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"I don't think Long Island is a real place"

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"why is Charizard so ripped?"

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"The trail of tears was so metal"

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@stolenfive "Hey Google, how do you delete someone else's tweet?"

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"I'm a slut for France" #sarasays

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"If there's one redeeming quality about me, besides my expertise in anime tiddy drawings, it's that I'm no snowflake" #TJsays

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@stolenfive I know that's what I said, I was so angry

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Me: "Can I have a Naan?"
My dad: "Sure, but you can't tell anyone about it."
Me: "what why?"
My dad:"because it's...a-naan"

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@stolenfive I hope you feel better!

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"I have the fucking BMI of a child, watch me" #TJsays

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@sam__dell Never. I made this twitter to tweet, and I'll be damned if I don't

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"Hey baby, go you explode when people step on you? Because I wanna call you mine" - Me, just now, at 1AM