Amlendra S

Finance Student

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

इतिहास के पन्नों से

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

निधन नहीं हुआ, आदित्य शर्मा की हत्या करवाई है डोनाल्ड ट्रंप ने। इस पर विरोध जताने की बजाय भारत का प्रधानमंत्री कल ट्रंप के बधाई संदेश पर नाचता घूम रहा था।

तुम लोग गोरी चमड़ी के सामने आजादी से पहले भी दुम दबाकर जीते थे और आज भी वही हाल है।

[Umashankar Singh उमाशंकर सिंह @umashankarsingh]

सही बात है मैं चूतिया ही सही लेकिन कम से कम @narendramodi नहीं कि जनता के टैक्स से 6000 करोड़ के विमान में मौज करूँ

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Massive hike in #petrol prices is a prime example of the failure of Congress-led UPA. This will put a burden of hundreds of crores on Guj.

[Umashankar Singh उमाशंकर सिंह @umashankarsingh]

बड़ी ख़बर

ब्रेंट क्रूड की क़ीमत $100 प्रति बैरल के निशान से नीचे आ गई है।

आज सुबह ब्रेंट क्रूड अब $98.27 प्रति बैरल पर आ गयी।

दूसरी तरफ़ भारत में तेल कंपनियाँ पेट्रोल डीज़ल के क़ीमत बढ़ाती चली जा रही है! देश में कोई सरकार है कि इसे रोके?

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Petrol Pump Attendant: kitna daaloon?

Sudhir Chaudhary: jagah hi nahi hai, subah subah PMO se dalwa ke aaya hu.

[Muthukrishnan Dhandapani @dmuthuk]

Warren Buffett has been filing his income tax returns from the age of 13. He is now 95. Not only he is filing returns for last 82 years, he has details and copies of all the 82 returns.

When I was in US, lot of my free time was spent in local library. For a voracious reader like me, the variety and volume of books available were feast to the brain.

That's when I first came across Warren Buffett. I think at that time he was the richest or second richest person on earth. And he built it from the scratch legally. I found it difficult to believe that someone can become richest person in the world purely through legal means. That created a huge impression in me.

I made what my auditor then considered as a weird decision. From the time I started accumulating wealth, I began giving all the information to income tax department. For a few lakhs of rupees wealth, I started submitting cash flow statement, Profit and Loss account and balance sheet along with my IT returns.

My current auditor came into my life around two decades ago. He was surprised when he saw my previous returns with this much details. I explained him why I needed it that way. He was also surprised that from every single bank transaction to all financial transactions were entered and maintained in Tally. I was also keeping in box files all back up papers for each financial year.

Within few years of our relationship, he not only implemented this model for his family but also to some of his willing clients.

After I got married, my wife found it very odd to file income tax returns like this. Convinced her and implemented the same for her too.

Time runs fast.

By God's grace, we are wealthy.

But the interesting part is right from my first income tax return to last year - not only I've records of all IT returns, I also have original statements and documents for all financial years. It's all there in tally too.

I don't have a single rupee of black money. More than investing, in which I'm still a novice, I learned lot of life lessons from Warren Buffett.

I don't want to claim any moral superiority. For many people, especially in developed nations, this practice is very normal. Being honest is probably considered abnormal only in our country.

From my life, I'm convinced that it is possible to become rich through legal means. I'm now 53. If God gives me say another 20 to 25 years of life, I'm confident of creating phenomenal wealth, that too purely through legal means.

Warren Buffett says it is very important as to who you have as role model in life. I've few role models in life and probably he was the first to join the list.

Role model matters.

Building significant wealth through legal means is 100% possible.

[Manish Goswami @manishsirg]

Do not ever give women liberty to watse your time on phone. Do not ever give them easy and quick access to yourself though your phone ever. If ever a woman asks for your number, tell her no or first confirm with her, she isn't going to use it freely to disturb you and to begin taking you and your time for granted.

[Shweta@soni @ShwetaSoni2510]

Muted cabinet video. Modi speaking, everyone listening. Optics they are trying hard to push: strong leader, hardest worker, smartest person in the room.
For all we know, he might just be explaining his dhokla recipe.

[Deepak Kumar Joshi @CA_DeepakJoshi]

AIR1 hu

Students ko guide? Wo kya hota hain

Apne Pure din ka Vlog baanaa h to batao 😂😂

Don't ask me name

#caexams

[CA Ruchita Vaghani @R_N_Vaghani]

🚨Interview Tips

Never Reduce your salary expection in interview even if you couldn’t answer a few questions in an interview.

Because interviewer intentionally ask tough question just to settle your salary lowest possible.

if you ask him same question on random day then he will also not able to answer it.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

आओ चलें GJP के साथ 🙏🏼

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

How many more years will India lose to communal politics while the world races ahead in AI, semiconductors, and clean energy?

The current politics of India has very little to offer GenZ beyond distractions, division, and empty promises.

In conversation with @sanket

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Please note.

[CA Ruchita Vaghani @R_N_Vaghani]

Let's expose FM Nirmala Sitharaman's Ineffective Policies

- Indian rupee is worst performing currency
- Indian market is worst performing market in asia
- Our GDP per capita is worst than Bangladesh
- Highest capital gain on Stock market
- Bribe in GST become Common
- GST reforms only benefitted to companies
- Mobile Recharge become Costlier
- Duopoly in telecom sector
- Eroding Investors by charging STT over and above capital gain tax
- Charge excessive price on petrol for 12 long years
- Gold price hit 160000+
- Inflation is out of control
- No income tax refunds provided for 9 months and unnecessary harassing taxpayers
- Anti FII statement which harm more to indian economy

Whatever you write on your tweet tell me one thing who benefitted from all this ,
- is middle-class become billionaire by jan dhan yojna ???
- You talk about kisan loan but still 10,000 farmers suicide every year
- You talk about 7 cr poor , but do you know about definition of poor ??? Poor are those who earn 2000 per month. This is the definition.

Take a moral responsibility for all this economic disaster and resign now Madam 🙏🙏🙏

This is best thing you can do in the nation interest 🙏🙏🙏

Nation will be indebted to you forever if you resign now madam.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

माननीय CJI ने जब कॉकरोच वाला कमेंट किया तो लाखों युवा नाराज हो गए। लेकिन उसके बाद उन्होंने सफाई दी है कि वो तो फर्जी डिग्री वालों को कॉकरोच बोल रहे थे।

अब एक बूढ़ा उनसे नाराज हो गया।

[Amlendra S @shiv76052]

@sauravyadav1133 @ankitatIIMA sir llz comment

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

I had said that this will happen. And I am saying that the moment RE-NEET answer key is out, we will see this number go up. The question paper will be tougher, kids will die assuming they won’t make the cut off.

In a caring democracy, minister should be in jail. This blood is on his and BJP’s hands.

I pray not a single kid kill him/herself for the crimes of our ministers. But it is what it is.

[Mahesh Jethmalani @JethmalaniM]

A prominent influencer, @theskindoctor13, was arrested by the Delhi Police today on a baseless and frivolous case. When the night magistrate gave him bail within 5 hours at 10 PM tonight, it was made clear by the honorable court that he did not do anything wrong.

Advocate @RaviSharmaTalks ably assisted by @sidcool2302 appeared on behalf of the influencer. Sources say that the Delhi Police was pulled up by the court and asked who pressured them to carry out the arrest.

The case has no legal grounds, none whatsoever. But there is more to this than what meets the eye. Why was he arrested in such haste? Who ordered his arrest? More questions will be asked and more answers will come out soon.

@DelhiPolice @CPDelhi

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

सूत्र: रेखा गुप्ता आज गन्ने की ट्रॉली के पीछे लटककर दफ्तर पहुंची।