Kamikaze_.3

हमे काले हैं तो क्या हुआ ? दिलवाले हैं🌹

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Mfs keep saying be funny, you'll get girls, now i be saying i love you and she goes like hahaha you're so funny 🤦‍♂️

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

If your girl say she thinks about you all day ! then who she thinks about all night 🤔

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Instagram creators posting their worthless doings in the name of "mamma said that it was ok"

Meanwhile mamma :

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

The difference between "boy-friend" and "boyfriend" is a little space..

call it friendzone !

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

If she says " im with my friend " then she's with a girl.
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If she says " I'm with A friend " she's with a guy !

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Most decent kid from section-D
#rajkundra #memesdaily

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

This is where girls learn to jump from one man to another. 🙂

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Your pfp Vs. When you accidentally turn webcam on during online class.

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Jisko beer samjha wo toh wine thi !

Mujhe good night bol kar, wo toh online thi.

#memesdaily #funniesttweets

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Bill gates : Maa ! Mera divorce ho gaya..

Maa : Aur chala computer..

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

*Ok be calm and ask for "Remdesivir" as practiced !

(A few moments later )

Bro urgently require Ramadhir Singh !

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

*Govt announces lockdown..

*Le desi Moms : 💁‍♂️

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Releasing #Radhe in the middle of Covid-19 second wave is like - jalti aag me ghee dalna !

#RadheTrailer #RadheYourMostWantedBhai
#SalmanKhan

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Tum break-up ke baad bhi kyun mera profile stalk karne aajati ho?

My ex : bass yahi dekhne ! kitni ghatiya pasand thi meri bhi 💁‍♂️

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Arijit ke gaane aur Maa ke taane !
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sidha dil pe lagte hai 🙂

#arijitians

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Bhang ke din koi bhi Gaadi peekar Holi nahi chalayega !

Theek hai ! 🙏😤

#Holi #Holi2021

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Tumhe kya laga ? Nahi jee paunga tumhare bina ?

Are ladki ho...memes nahi !

#memesdaily #MEMES #love

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Once a legend said " Life is a movie !

Fir toh meri life ka director pakka yahi hai ! 😢

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

She : Damn ! These 3 am thoughts don't let me sleep 😩

Me : 2:59 ko so jaaya kar 💁‍♂️

She : tu single hi marega bsdk 🙂

[Kamikaze_.3 @shiv_hmmmm]

Tum kitne funny ho ! Tumhari toh pakka 3-4 gfs hongi..

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