shivani

she/her

[darling 🪩 @ohwellyes]

this happened to my friend trinity santos once

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally a scene from The Office 😭

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Wait, so if being born in America, didn’t make you American, then what does make you American?

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[skyler @Dontskylertalk]

A catholic moderate conservative sadly is saving this country

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

do not let me in ur bathroom bc I WILL google what ur pills are for

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

People can’t read anymore so they just think everything means whatever they want it to mean lol

[paul @paulswhtn]

listening to all three thousand of the singles that just dropped

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day or two)

[miia @miiagarro]

ask a woman why she hates men she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment. ask a man why he hates women he'll complain about feminists on tiktok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him

[Mrs. A @agreatdayinnc]

Bras be like “hi I’m the exact same bra but in a different color and I fit completely different”

[moll 𝜗𝜚 @mollylandtoo]

life rn because phoebe bridgers announced a new album

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

sorry I wore this shirt to your baby shower

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Phoebe Bridgers announces her third album ‘Lost Weekend.’ Out August 14th.

[Tony Stewart @TonyLStewart]

@spiccarella "Let's put attractive people who rarely experience rejection and have no coping tools to process it in an experience where they have to deal with it publicly"

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.