Shiv

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

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[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOULL NEVER SING THAT

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

*Declan Rice passes the ball five yards*

Ally McCoist: “That is exceptional.”

[🇦🇱 @LukaCPFC_]

Your nan looks awfully similar to Ty from aftv

[Central @WestHam_Central]

PGMOL trophies don't count

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

These guys are absolute CHEATS. Arsenal score this goal every week and it’s always allowed.

[✮ @trentnashun]

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

[noah @JOGOBONlTO]

Tried watching The Overlap today and Roy Keane is so annoying every single thing he says has to be contrary to the normal opinion incredible boring bitter man

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

To mark the Year of the Horse, we tell Chelsea-related tales from previous such cycles in the Lunar New Year... 👀🐎

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Ragebaited herself into retirement.

[Michael @AY__MUFC]

To defend Aluko abit though Roy Keane is a horrible pundit and he don’t get half the shit that she’s getting looool

[Greg Double @Dubstep1988]

We will need a government inquiry into every single conviction that Amanda was involved in.

We could be looking at Post Office scale wrongful conviction scandal.

#TheTraitors

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Florian Wirtz in the Premier League:

0 Goals
0 Assists
14 Matches

THE FIRST 007 WAS SO NICE, HE HAD TO DO IT TWICE 🥶🥶🥶

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Still no red ball hundred for Joe Root in Australia

[IP @IsolatedPlay_]

Timbers a good little fullback no disrespect but how the fuck did we end up comparing him to Reece James?

Arsenal cuckery knows no ends.

[Specs Gonzalez MBE @specsgonzalez]

Watching the big derby at @MilageUK mums

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Fuckin hell, Liverpool are gonna beat West Ham 33-0 next week

[Abi Slade @abi_slade]

thinking of monty on a day like today

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

Feel like shit, just want Friday Predictions back…🥲