Shizzo

I am not a rapper from Nigeria, Uganda or the UK. Those are other dudes.

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no

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@kilroymcspunk

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I keep hearing about a new show called Low Key, but I can't find any information about it.

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https://t.co/NOsXHdtj8c

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Politics is too politicized.

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@kilroymcspunk How do you explain Tim Allan?

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Every time I wash my hands it feels like it's my Birthday... twice!

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@LeeBAtkins Let me know if you run across any USDA rectal toys.

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@kilroymcspunk Chunky or smooth?

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Hindsight is 2020.

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Star Wars is ridiculous! This is how you end a trilogy? A tribe of talking teddy bears help the resistance take down the Empire?! I can't believe it.

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Vision is like taste for your eyeballs.

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Fruitcakes are for fruitcakes.

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@Grackene Where's the queef jokes?

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A new Star Wars movie opens in a couple of weeks, so why not brush up on the Last Jedi. https://t.co/2DaEauX7hY

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

You can’t impeach Nixon for trying to uncover corruption at the DNC’s Watergate offices. It was Nixon’s duty to fight corruption, and it’s not his fault that his political opponents were so corrupt that it required him to send burglars over to break in.

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@BillandTed3 Station.

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I'm either stupid or just lucky enough to surround myself with really smart people.

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@TeenPalpatine ❤

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@kilroymcspunk How else are you going to butt dial.