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[Ntwana Nyana Yase Kasi 🙏🏿 @StillSanza]

Just sack the whole team and rebrand as a clothing brand. Old Trafford can be used for concerts

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

About to go on a walk to see what it feels like to play for United

[Shubham Singh @NewSharifInTown]

Didn't realise the decline happened a week ago

[Liloh♡ @Liloh254]

Huyu ameintroduce baby mama ati relative from baby’s side😂😂

[🦢☘︎ ݁˖ @faeberrywine]

tumescan kc ikaleta kc

[Btc @buzorszn]

$1m before 30.

[Eniola_OG💕 @ab_ennie]

I’m very down for any activity that’s going to make me forget I own a phone.

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

Nigga said the sky blue most days

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Unadhania Dem ni mrahisi kumbe we ndio mhandsome 😂

[Doll @perkyd0ll]

condoms suck… just get one girl and fuck raw forever

[Ben⚘ @TheBenanya]

Hate how his first senior goal, which was an absolute banger btw, went completely under the radar cause of that embarrassing performance

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

And this is genuinely a skill

[Levi Ackermann @Emanxamilius_]

United need to listen to their scouts and not the data team

They identified Suzuki years ago

[Leopard Forest @Eley_System]

@Poundcakemo_ I did not take this literally when I first read the tweet. Then, I remembered the app I was on and went to her page 😭😭😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

automatic translation

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Got a 3500usd a month job

[™️ | #FOMO @fwsahil_]

prem is in the funniest state ever, you banter teams knowing full well it’s ur turn next

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

Ah yes, coz dudes willing to commit violent crimes like murder and assault are definitely gonna draw the line at breaking a 9 PM curfew

And also who's enforcing this curfew at night? Male police/security? The military? Y'all really run these takes with zero processing power man

[oniichaaan🎀 @yningts]

Sending your wife to reopen a church you had burnt down with people inside??? Wantam my nigga