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[LX @SHJure]

I eat order and poop entropy.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“i love your personality” thanks! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved and lost

[syeda 🥀 fanime 1010 @nolviniart]

do I read 17776 even if I don’t care about football

[LX @SHJure]

Everyone who worked on Frankenstein is now an honorary Latina.

[LX @SHJure]

Can’t believe my boss, who once said my degree is useless to my face, just told us to not bring up politics.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?

[LX @SHJure]

Argentineans are t perfect but at least we all instinctively understand that a trumpet makes any song better. We may not have invented ska but we have ska in our hearts. That is why I believe we will all pass Anubis’ feather test in the underworld. In this essay I will

[LX @SHJure]

@mheathx182 @morallawwithin Lmao ok 👍

[LX @SHJure]

@chlocoate Ocupado, broski!

[LX @SHJure]

If the market crashes, im going back to smoking cigs idc

[LX @SHJure]

The best and worst part of being a first born is having the pathological need to EARN things.

[LX @SHJure]

@skooookum Mithridates VI coded

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

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[LX @SHJure]

@TheCinesthetic Now with extra longing!

[LX @SHJure]

This must have been what it felt like when the Library of Alexandria burned down.

[LX @SHJure]

@axelhyyd Inspiration strikes when you least expect it.

[LX @SHJure]

She did irreparable damage to my Spotify algorithm, then left.

[Maria @mlstrat]

a load-bearing bit among my friends came from a guy on the periphery who came to a party, walked outside where we were talking, and said “moon looks great tonight.” everyone agreed, went back to talking. upon a lull he said “speaking of the moon, i made the nasa website” 😂