Ashley Kelly

[The Sandwich @sangwiich_diz]

@MBTA This is the most insufferable and incompetent public transportation service in the entire country, every time I think you people can’t do anything worse you proceed to outdo yourselves in the worst way every single time. Sickening and straight abhorrent management

[Chelsea @chelscoco]

Dunkin really knows how to betray their rewards members!

[mariana @pastapilled]

huge day

[Ashley Kelly @shl33yk]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Where’s dark horse

[bodkin @bodkin2005]

“Bro send me the photo from last night!”
The photo:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

why would i need a vacation when i have this

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

everyone i follow on twitter is flaming this as the worst poem ever and everyone i follow on instagram is reposting it sincerely. the great cognitive divide

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with

[ausmil | RIP PAC @DeathRiderSicko]

@TheDrunkJake because we don’t go to Chuck E. Cheese anymore

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

Sir, a second “Dear John” has hit John Mayer

[mariana @pastapilled]

this is how i play the sims

[Ashley Kelly @shl33yk]

If I ever went to Europe again the first thing I would do would be to have a glass of milk

[Ashley Kelly @shl33yk]

@CBSBigBrother when is the premiere

[Ashley Kelly @shl33yk]

@oliviavialll RT

[Ashley Kelly @shl33yk]

@bklynb4by Delete this

[emily 💋🪩 ISO 10/28 10/30 10/31 PIT @justfangirlem]

oh he’s not making it