Zeplar Shlamingo

Alien from the Far Sector. 456 Years Old. Crashed to Earth, hoping to learn more about human kind!

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FLASHBANG! Nevermind, it’s just a car with LED headlights.

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I have been to Mars! It’s not as red as you would think…🤨😵‍💫

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On ZibZlrob-9 we have a saying, “Don’t cuddle your kiddlymuffs before your frojhogs grow their spikes.” Enjoy saying this at work, school, or wherever you find yourself throughout the day!

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So many people out and about for the weekend!! What’s up with human younglings and crying in public? Too loud!

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Gas prices are up, up, and away!!! Meet you up there, Mr. Petroleum!

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Looks like the weather is getting nicer! Break out the tank-tops my humanoid companions!

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Been a little bit, my humanoid pals! Found my shmingles safe and sound on Mars. Greplin 600 is working like new!! How have you all been doing?

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Hey all, someone stole three thousand shmingles from my stash. If you have any info, please let me know.

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Six seven?

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This whole ‘bogos binted’ this is an absolute disgrace to my culture! You don’t even WANT to know the real translation…

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This weekends gonna be filled with bars, bars, and more bars!! In love with these small town spots!

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Greplin 600 is fixed! Headed to the planet Troal II for a little vacation today!

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Trying to fix my Greplin 600 today. Wish me luck!!

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Saw the Grand Canyon today. Reminded me of the Vloop on my home planet! #siteseeing

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Heard this app used to be called Twitter. Reminds me of these “birds” amiright, humans?

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Yo! Just got this thing called X. I am Zeplar!