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[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

I am not even kidding. Jesse Watters mom gave Jesse a list of suggestions live on air. It didn’t go the way Jesse hoped it would. What a legend. She is my new hero and inspiration.

[Shlea @shlea_b]

I don’t get my period with the type of birth control I use, so I’ll buy a pregnancy test every now and then to make sure my bf and I aren’t pregnant

The cashier at Shoprite spots the pregnancy test, excitedly picks it up off the belt, and exclaims “Oopsies!!”
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[Shlea @shlea_b]

What bothers me most about The Bear is that not a single person has a case on their phone.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Texas Republicans passed a bill to ban “preferential treatment based on race” at state universities.

But they voted against my amendment to ban preferential treatment for kids of legislators.

They're against affirmative action unless it benefits the wealthy and well-connected.

[Shlea @shlea_b]

May this woman never know a day of peace #loriesmith #scotus

[Shlea @shlea_b]

I’m not paying them back anyway #StudentLoanForgiveness I’ll take care of my private loans but my federal will not be paid back. Call it a ppp loan.

[Larry Huynh @larryhuynh]

BS: Right-wing SCOTUS knocked down affirmative action today at my alma mater Harvard for ONE reason:

College was the only place left where their white-guy card couldn't get them through the door.

"Affirmative action for me, but not for thee.

Like, "Jared Kushner's daddy can pay Jared's way in... And it's ALL GOOD to let 'legacy' students in – a long line of white rich kids benefitting from the systemic racism we helped create.

"But GOD FORBID we allow a school to consider race!"

First right-wing Republicans put women "in their place". Then they targeted us in LGBT+ community. Now they're doing the same to Black and Brown people:

"GOD FORBID we talk about race in learning environments! And GOD FORBID we make that learning environment diverse!"

Let's get real.

Affirmative action was necessary because dumbass dudes got into college over more qualified people of color. Also, people of color didn't have the support that wealthy white kids got that could help them get into college – and they STILL don't.

SCOTUS just tried to erase reality.

But as Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said in her dissent, "ignoring race just makes it matter more."

Let's fight back.

They want to level the playing field in their "colorblind" way? Fine.

Let's challenge legacy college admissions too.

Watch SCOTUS sweat as they decide on eliminating a REAL unjust system... knowing it will make admissions for white people plummet.

[Yez Monica @yezmonica]

3 Billionaires and no one could put an AirTag on it??

[Shlea @shlea_b]

Why haven’t they tried “find my iPhone”

[Shlea @shlea_b]

#TheUltimatumQueerLove this show damaged my mental health and I need @igobymal_ to find all the happiness in the world

[Shlea @shlea_b]

The #ultimatumqueerlove is so toxic

[JAXIE @jaxajueny95jc]

Happy birthday gay people

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

sometimes i feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

roman saying ‘is he in there? get him out’ in the voice of a small child BROKE ME. give kieran culkin that emmy immediately !!!!!! #succession

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

it is very hard to live la vida loca in these economic conditions

[Shlea @shlea_b]

@calljessmaybe I CRIED

[Shlea @shlea_b]

What do you think they meant?

[Shlea @shlea_b]

Don’t need to know how to spell to shoot…

[Shlea @shlea_b]

@StephenOssola