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I once bought pickled kohlrabi from a man named Hippie Wayne

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

Maybe "see you next time" will be our always 🥲 @KwikTrip

[Rachel Enright @rachel_en_write]

So thrilled to announce that my novel, THE SPACE BETWEEN SIBLINGS, is being published by Cornerstone Press in February 2027. Stay tuned for more details!

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

@rachel_evelyn14 Calling BS seeing as how I'm your only friend and did nothing of the sort

[Rachel Enright @rachel_en_write]

My short story “Riding a Bike in the Land of the Dead” is in this issue. Check it out!

[Hoai-Tran Bui @htranbui]

me when Bob Odenkirk shows up in LITTLE WOMEN

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

@rachel_evelyn14 @mccue_cole you lose this round

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

At dinner and heard the table next to me go "all right, we gotta brainstorm this thing out" in re: the movie that would make the best on-ice adaptation. Frontrunners are currently Talladega Nights and Eyes Wide Shut

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

I've never gone into a store faster

[mr spinch ! @mooninfirst]

gabezo

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

reading a series of unfortunate events as a little girl made me think i’d encounter a lot more anagrams than i have….nobody wants to rearrange words to conceal true names, sinister messages, and secret locations these days 🙄🙄🙄

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Hear me out for LA we combine break dancing and dressage and each round is one person vs one horse

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy inventing dressage: *so drunk* hey do you think we could get a horse to dance, via the ratatouille method

Friend: what the hell does that mean

Guy: we ratatouille the horse

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

They can sing, they can dance, after all, miss,

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

This is like the Arrested Development pilot.

[Rachel Enright @rachel_en_write]

No one:

The whale in WHALEFALL by @DanielDKraus :

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Jo: I’m going to be a famous writer

Amy: I’m going to be an artist

Meg: I’m going to be a wife

Beth:

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

This weather is going to ruin the @NoahKahan tour.

[post mal-asch'lye @shledema]

@rachel_evelyn14 🤢